figgy-English Translator

chickamuggets
chicken nuggets

gumble bum
bubble gum

hamgubber
hamburger

hoy sauce
soy sauce

lunscreen
sunscreen

yogurt
ogre

2 Responses to “figgy-English Translator”

  1. Junior Says:

    Hmmm, just spoke to Spouse, who’s been doing the shopping today, and she tells me she’s bringing home some frozen yogurt. I am considerably less excited about that now that I have read this entry.

    • dearJ Says:

      If there’s one thing the Shrek movies have taught me ti’s that you are what you eat, ergo ogres are grubs and eyeballs. Wait, that came out wrong. Ogres are like onions — they’re stinky and they make you cry. Have fun with the frozen tear-inducing trats!

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