Dear J-
Guy digs a pool in his backyard and, to celebrate its completion, invites friends and neighbors over for a party. Everyone’s having a great time, splashing, laughing; beverages are flowing, barbecue’s sending out wicked good smoke, the sun is keeping everyone warm. His friend pulls him aside.
“Er, look, I don’t know how to say this –”
“Yes, isn’t the pool lovely?”
“Well, see, that’s the point. Your sign says ‘Welcome to the ool’. There’s a typo, there: there’s no p in your pool.”
“No, that’s the intent!”
“It’s O-O-L, there’s no P in your POOL.”
“Precisely. Let’s keep it that way.”
Mike
Dear J- 
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